"i dont no but i fink hes lyk an orange dog or somefhin"
Crash Bandicoot is an anthromorphic
fox dog wolf Flying Spagetti Monster Bandicoot who's the main character of the Crash Bandicoot series (bet you didn't see that one coming).
Crash is somewhat retarded and addicted to cocane and crack and that shit stuff. But crash can't help it. he's kind of strange, dimwitted and gay. he love bongwater.